You're sexy, by the way...

Did I neglect to say that?

I am tired and sore and bored and can't believe it's only Saturday because it's felt much later in the week all week. Whoa. Dinosaurs are cool.


Veterans Day has no apostrophe because it's not a day FOR veterans. Thusly, I don't want to hear anyone say that in a VD speech ever again.


Unless they're saying that VD is for veterans who fooled around overseas and raped Vietnamese women.


Moral of the story...don't steal anyone's Levi's jeans.